Friends, lovers, voyeurs, and old dirty perverts who live vicariously through my misadventures, listen up. I will no longer be posting identifiable photos. Please do not even ask for them privately. YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY DIRTY PICTURES (unless our real, live, person-to-person negotiation is successful. This will probably not happen unless you have boobs.) If you have boobs, and would like to see my pictures, and can meet me in person, please message me :)
WHY AM I DOING THIS TO YOU?
Because my love life is for ME and YOU and NOT for Jim Bob amateur porn blogger guy who wants to use my pictures for more hits on his monetized blog. My cock is not for sale, nor are the graphic (yet tasteful) images of young college girls enjoying the bounty of perfectly natural, erotic expression.
Openness is sexy, and my goal was, and still is, complete openness and candor. To be true, as a man, about my desires, thoughts, and actions, no matter how carnal and irresponsible. As a reward for my honesty, I found several of the most graphic and 'out-of-context' pictures of my girlfriends on other sites, and that is why my discussion has taken a turn for the literary.
So, if you want to see my photographs, send me your picture, with boobs, and we will negotiate. Until then, enjoy the complete disclosure of my sex life (complete as I have time for) in detailed, easy-to-follow paragraph form. That is all.
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